Wednesday, September 19, 2012

I have a joke for you

I have so many ideas for blog posts and no time to write. Actually, I have lots of time to write, but I never do. Today on the Daily Challenge site I saw this joke and wanted to share.



  • This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to her interest in health food, and exercise.
    When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen and master bath suite and Jacuzzi.
    As they "oohed and aahed" the old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost.
    "It's free," Peter replied, "this is Heaven."
    Next they went out back to survey the championship golf course that the home backed up to. They would have golfing privileges everyday and each week the course changed to a new one representing the great golf courses on earth. The old man asked, "What are the green fees?".
    Peter's reply, "This is heaven, you play for free." Next they went to the club house and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the cuisines of the world laid out.
    "How much to eat?" asked the old man. "Don't you understand yet? This is heaven, it is free!" Peter replied with some exasperation. "Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol tables?" the old man asked timidly.
    Peter lectured, "That's the best part...you can eat as much as you like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get sick. This is Heaven."
    With that the old man went into a fit of anger, throwing down his hat and stomping on it, and shrieking wildly.
    Peter and his wife both tried to calm him down, asking him what was wrong. The old man looked at his wife and said, "This is all your fault. If it weren't for your blasted bran muffins, I could have been here ten years ago!" 

Friday, September 7, 2012

My favorite Apps

These are my favorite free apps that I have on my Android  phone.
I think that most are available for Iphone also 


AirDroid - connect phone to your computer wirelessly and move things back and forth. You actually see your phone content on the computer 



Flipboard - choose what you want on your flipboard (here is example of some of the things on mine).. news, facebook,twitter,instagram,sports, women's health, Google+ 



Assistant - I love this app. You design your assistant and they talk to you. Your assistant will tell you jokes, make phone calls, add things to your calendar, find places on map, and so much more. 



Gas Buddy - Find the lowest gas prices in your area or anywhere else. 



News Republic - Alerts you with the top news. 



Pocket - The pocket holds your favorite links for you in one place.



Endomondo - fitness app that tracks your walks/runs with GPS - works with Earndit site online where you earn  points/ gifts for your fitness.


Nexercise - another fitness app that is part of a community. You can earn gift cards and other items by using this app  




ENJOY !!